Post Apocalypse Holiday Celebration!
Well, another apocalyptic prediction and nightmare averted. Happy Holidays! We are so happy to still be in one piece! After much consideration and a minimal amount of Y2K style planning, we ultimately figured it would be a good idea to purchase everyone’s holiday gifts in advance just in case we did somehow manage to survive the apocalypse and not die a horrible death by instant sublimation. Therefore, at our annual holiday party this evening… it’s Atari Flashbacks, iPad Minis, and Peppermint Smirnoff’s for everyone. Yes! There will many more exciting gifts and holiday cheer to be had by all. Let’s party like it’s 1999!
P.S. The Atari Flashback comes with 75 built-in games and wireless controllers. Also, please hang on to the doomsday ultimate survivor kits that we distributed last week for a year before discarding…You’re welcome!